雷人的中国式英语词汇表

■网络类

smilence=smile+silence=笑而不语

emotionormal=emotion+normal=情绪稳定

circusee=circus+see=围观

vegeteal=vegetable+steal=偷菜

■时事类

chinsumer=Chinese+consumer=在国外疯狂购物的中国人

suihide=suicide+hide=躲猫猫

don'train=don't+train=动车

shitizen=shit+citizen=屁民

■社会类

sexretary=sex+secretary=女秘书

togayther=together+gay=终成眷属

divoice=divorce+voice=离婚宣言

animale=animal+male=男人天性

go and look!

意思是走着瞧！！

good good study,day day up

go a head! 去个头！

PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA人山人海啊

no three no four (不三不四）

give you some color to see see!! 给你点颜色看看

三克油, 喂了马吃!(THANK YOU VERY MUCH)

how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你

you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

make love with your mother 我操你娘！

full clear ten big cool punishment 满清十大酷刑

LOVE HIS MOTHER WHO WHO WHO 爱他妈谁谁谁

天天做早操———day day do morning ****! ---shahdan

I saw a man saw a saw with a saw~~~~

fat head fish 胖头鱼

gold basih washes my hands! 金盆洗手

曾经准备翻译三国—— 话说东汉末年，群雄并起…… it was said that east man last year,a group of bears got up……

外一篇：上朝——有事起奏，无事退朝 hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 这段话翻完就觉得外国人说话so 麻烦……

you me you me 意思是彼此彼此

horse horse tiger tiger -- 马马虎虎